Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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