Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
My pussy is not your playground.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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