Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
