So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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