Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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