you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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