He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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