she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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