Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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