I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I just gift wrapped bread.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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