i barfeds in our rink
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with