Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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