Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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