Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I'm both gender and math confused
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