i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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