This girl is more easily done than said...
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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