That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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