i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She's the barista slut.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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