no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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