one might say we're banned from that church
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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