Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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