So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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