Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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