speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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