As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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