he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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