I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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