just tell him i said nine months
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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