I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I am spending my child support on dildos
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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