I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Shitshow foam night was such a success
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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