I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Too much gin, very little bucket
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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