No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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