I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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