in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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