how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Mom said you looked used
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
40s are totally the cure
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I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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