the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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Goodbee
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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