i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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