So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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