Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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