I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
