when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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