normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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