think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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