I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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