Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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