the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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