Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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