The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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