it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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