i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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