there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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You may now shotgun with the bride
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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