hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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