So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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