Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I have post one night stand depression
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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