normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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