wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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